So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
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I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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