if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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