It's just like the Real World with babies
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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