I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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