I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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