Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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