PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Your cock deserves a montage
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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