i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
birth control should be required to get into college
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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