why didn't you poke me back
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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