you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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