belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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