Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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