me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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