"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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