Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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