i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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