Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE