brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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