fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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