I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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