i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
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I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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