oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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