She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Your topless pictures make me question reality
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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