i just google imaged poop.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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