I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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