Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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