We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Randomize
