Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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