He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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