You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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