So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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