If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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