just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
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Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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