all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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