You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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