I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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