She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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