it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Randomize