i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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