But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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