with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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