508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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