I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
