Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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