is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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