If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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