her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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