Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
All I want is dick and wine.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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