Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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