'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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