Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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