Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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