absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
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separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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