id be glad to
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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