How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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