it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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