We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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