dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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