Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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