you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
